MADDOGS
THE ADVENTURE CREW: Master, The Nomad, Sweet Bird of Freedom (aka Freeta Roam), Pixie & Pod, Miss Cycle, Ivan the writing muse, Jude, and the brains of the crew--Croc. DOUBLE-CLICK ON ANY PHOTO TO ENLARGEWednesday, November 08, 2006
Jude has caught the Bug
Beetle found on the patio. Big and pretty. Nice design and color. He/she stayed still long enough for Pixie to click, then was in the wind -- like we like to be.
The Crew has been running low on moolah. As far as we are concerned, there is only one answer to that -- Jude must generate some. Since she is the only one with a social security number, we elected her. She reactivated with Kelly & has been doing odd jobs (flu shot clinic registrations, TV preview for new shows & commercials so far -- who knows what else?) With Kelly, we can still take OFF on on ROADTRIPS -- and have moolah to exchange for gas-o-line (which is also a good song). Work, Jude Work. So we can Play, Jude, Play.
The Crew has been running low on moolah. As far as we are concerned, there is only one answer to that -- Jude must generate some. Since she is the only one with a social security number, we elected her. She reactivated with Kelly & has been doing odd jobs (flu shot clinic registrations, TV preview for new shows & commercials so far -- who knows what else?) With Kelly, we can still take OFF on on ROADTRIPS -- and have moolah to exchange for gas-o-line (which is also a good song). Work, Jude Work. So we can Play, Jude, Play.
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Call of the Wetlands
Sandhill Crane just before sunset. This is the time when all the birds over There, fly over Here. And all the birds over Here, fly over There. Sky was filled with a cacophony of fowl symphony--as well as crane, heron, egret, swan, geese, ducks and avocet.
Just as the sun set, The Crew was lucky enough to see a pair of gray owls fly directly overhead. Look out all you little beasties!
As the sun went down, the full moon came up.Labels: Bird watching
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Day of the Dead
Post by Jude:
When Heather Baby-not got home from work today, she ran into her downstairs neighbor who was getting ready for his Day of the Dead party. There he was, standing in the house-converted-into-3-apartments foyer, getting painted like a skeleton. Butt naked.
I asked Heather if his wiener was getting painted like a bone too.
She said: M-o-o-o-m-m-m, it's like the sun. You don't look directly at it.
Labels: Heather baby-not
Will the Real Woman Please Stand Up
Post by Jude:
Those of you that go into modern-day women's underwear departments will know what I'm talking about. Those of you who don't will just have to take my opinion of what is there.
Today's bras, like those pictured above are gel-filled, water-filled, padded, and molded into the "perfect" shape. And that shape is the same from bra to bra, adjusted for cup size, but the same. And this prescribed shape doesn't even resemble the shape of real breasts. They look like implants.
Are breasts really supposed to look like this? Who decided this was the perfect shape for breasts?
Breasts vary from woman to woman (sometimes even on the same woman) and what is wrong with that? In my opinion, nothing. That being said, I don't go for the sculpted bra. Instead, I search long and hard for the thin, single layer fabric, that is rather droopy -- at least until I pop my breasts into the cups.
And if the truth be told, I confess to wearing a bra only about 50% of the time. In a bra, my breasts are a couple of inches lower than teenage-hood. And out of a bra, they are another couple of inches lower.
I HAVE GOT TO GET ME SOME OF THESE!
Those of you that go into modern-day women's underwear departments will know what I'm talking about. Those of you who don't will just have to take my opinion of what is there.Today's bras, like those pictured above are gel-filled, water-filled, padded, and molded into the "perfect" shape. And that shape is the same from bra to bra, adjusted for cup size, but the same. And this prescribed shape doesn't even resemble the shape of real breasts. They look like implants.
Are breasts really supposed to look like this? Who decided this was the perfect shape for breasts?
Breasts vary from woman to woman (sometimes even on the same woman) and what is wrong with that? In my opinion, nothing. That being said, I don't go for the sculpted bra. Instead, I search long and hard for the thin, single layer fabric, that is rather droopy -- at least until I pop my breasts into the cups.
And if the truth be told, I confess to wearing a bra only about 50% of the time. In a bra, my breasts are a couple of inches lower than teenage-hood. And out of a bra, they are another couple of inches lower.
I HAVE GOT TO GET ME SOME OF THESE!Labels: Commentary
Archives
April 2004 May 2004 June 2004 July 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 January 2007 March 2007 April 2007 June 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 March 2008 April 2008 June 2008
