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THE ADVENTURE CREW: Master, The Nomad, Sweet Bird of Freedom (aka Freeta Roam), Pixie & Pod, Miss Cycle, Ivan the writing muse, Jude, and the brains of the crew--Croc. DOUBLE-CLICK ON ANY PHOTO TO ENLARGEThursday, April 06, 2006
Things to Do When You're on Drugs
Post by Jude (who is all drugged up)
1. Reenact the shootout of the OK Corral 50 times a night in your dreams
2. Phone your daughter once a day and insist you'll die if you she doesn't bring home cinnamon bears
3. Listen to the rain and wish you were out in it
4. Watch TV until you realize the commercials take up more time than the programs & the programs are crap anyway
5. Look at the crutches and think about how far away the bathroom is and decide to go all day without peeing
6. Hobble to the bathroom in a hurry because you can't hold your pee any longer
7. Put on a new nightgown and feel like you're the Queen of Cleanliness
8. Read a page in a book, then realize you don't have a clue what it said
9. Figure out ways to sleep on your right side, left side, back, and stomach--all the while keeping your knee elevated higher than your heart
10. Take pics of the most interesting thing in the room--your knee--then try to decide which is most suitable for framing
Yes, this is it. Jude had minor knee surgery to try and help her bum knee. Hopefully it will work and she won't need another operation. In any event, The Crew will make her hike all summer.
1. Reenact the shootout of the OK Corral 50 times a night in your dreams
2. Phone your daughter once a day and insist you'll die if you she doesn't bring home cinnamon bears
3. Listen to the rain and wish you were out in it
4. Watch TV until you realize the commercials take up more time than the programs & the programs are crap anyway
5. Look at the crutches and think about how far away the bathroom is and decide to go all day without peeing
6. Hobble to the bathroom in a hurry because you can't hold your pee any longer
7. Put on a new nightgown and feel like you're the Queen of Cleanliness
8. Read a page in a book, then realize you don't have a clue what it said
9. Figure out ways to sleep on your right side, left side, back, and stomach--all the while keeping your knee elevated higher than your heart
10. Take pics of the most interesting thing in the room--your knee--then try to decide which is most suitable for framing
Yes, this is it. Jude had minor knee surgery to try and help her bum knee. Hopefully it will work and she won't need another operation. In any event, The Crew will make her hike all summer.
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