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THE ADVENTURE CREW: Master, The Nomad, Sweet Bird of Freedom (aka Freeta Roam), Pixie & Pod, Miss Cycle, Ivan the writing muse, Jude, and the brains of the crew--Croc. DOUBLE-CLICK ON ANY PHOTO TO ENLARGE

Monday, July 17, 2006

 

Serial Killer Theory














So Louise has this Serial Killer Theory that The Crew gets rousted by cops because the Nomad is a van--a white van ta-boot! And what does the majority of serial killers drive? White vans.

Oh Boy! Are we in trouble now! How do we improve our image so the cops don't think Jude is a serial killer?

1--Should she comb her hair and tone down her appearance?
2--Have the X tattoo lazered off her forehead?
3--Hide her axes under the front seat, instead of displaying them on the dash?
4--Join the Any non-serial killers from Ohio group? "Oh hi there. I'm Jude from Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio. You know, just down the road from where Jeffrey Dahmer lived."
5--Paint the Nomad to look like a giant killer bee?
6--ALL OF THE ABOVE

Jude has got to work on this serial killer image thing.

FYI--in case you didn't know, the above pics are of Rob Zombie, one of Jude's favorite music groups.

Call of the Zombie Lyrics
And out of the darkness, the Zombie did call
True pain and suffering he brought to them all
Away ran the children to hide in their beds,
For fear that the devil would chop off their heads.






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